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29 minutes | Friday, May 6, 2022
Spring is here, but is the weather really agreeing?! Do you have a favorite flavor of Doritos? What's the current background photo on your phone? Jamie's answer might surprise you! There's a new hangover pill that's approved by Health Canada! Carrie Underwood has inspired this week's dumb criminal. A new cereal has come out for national orange juice day. And it seems like we're back on the vacation train!
28 minutes | Friday, April 29, 2022
It's almost tax time and Jamie is expecting to get audited! Elon Musk has officially bought Twitter, are you going to keep your account? We chat about your favorite kind of candy, and what that says about your personality! What's a pet peeve you have at your workplace? You're not going to believe what happened to this guy at the dentist! It's official, we have found the DUMBEST criminal ever!! And Jamie fills you in on everything you need to know about RuPaul's Drag Con!
27 minutes | Friday, April 22, 2022
We're back in action with a brand new episode! We FINALLY catch up and see what's been going on for the last month, including the Will Smith/Chris Rock slap, and our Easters. There's a new trend on TikTok that could help you fit into your old jeans. What's  a world record you think you could break? There's a new dad to be that really crossed the line with his wife, and you're not gonna believe what this guy put down his pants! 
24 minutes | Friday, March 25, 2022
While Victoria is away in Florida, her husband Garrett is co-hosting this week, and we get all the dirt! Garrett gives the 411 on calving season, and how life has been since Victoria has been on vacation. Would you pay extra for Netflix so you wouldn't have to worry about multiple people watching at the same time? What part of your body do you wash first in the shower? Apparently it says a lot about your personality. There's a new perfume coming out that would be perfect for the chocolate lover in your life! A woman had the NERVE to leave this behind in a house she broke into. And how well ...
25 minutes | Friday, March 4, 2022
Jamie is back from his LA trip and gives Victoria all the details, and she shares what she's doing for her little vaca. If you want to live longer, you gotta pick up the mop and broom! How did you introduce your partner to your family? This one guy did something very, interesting! Tim Hortons has some new ice cream flavors coming out, a criminal who did the worst thing EVER when he broke into someone's house! And Jamie shares the results from his real estate exam!!
27 minutes | Friday, February 18, 2022
We recap our Valentine's Day plans, and our thoughts about the Super Bowl halftime show! The hickey is making a comeback, do you think you'll take part? We chat about the top signs that you're getting old, and Victoria PROVES it!! Ladies, if you want to attract a partner, there's 1 thing you need to do. A woman did something to spend more time with her boyfriend, and Jamie think it's kind of romantic. And Victoria takes the quiz this week, will she ace it?!
25 minutes | Friday, February 11, 2022
Jamie ACTUALLY takes back something he said in the last episode, and we're all a little surprised! It's a sports packed weekend with the winter Olympics going strong, the Super bowl AND Valentine's Day! The dad bod is making a comeback, but are people really into that body type? What's something you could say during the Super bowl and Valentine's Day?! You're not gonna believe how these criminals got caught! The most Canadian product has hit the market, and Victoria gets her revenge on Jamie!
27 minutes | Friday, February 4, 2022
It's ice cream cake catastrophe and Jamie got in trouble! Do men want flowers for Valentine's Day?! What are 5 random things in your car? The Olympics kick off today, what sport are you looking forward to watching? There's a new candle that might interest someone who loves tires! And we play a new game that Victoria is NOT a fan of!
27 minutes | Friday, January 28, 2022
Adult peer pressure is back with a vengeance, and Jamie isn't a fan! If you won the lottery, would you quit your job? Have you ever put something in the washing machine that wasn't supposed to be there? There's a new face mask that people are dying to try! And Jamie got a summons for jury selection, do you think he'll make the cut?!
22 minutes | Friday, January 21, 2022
If your partner drastically changed their appearance, would you say something?! This week, we get an update on the ice cream cake situation. A new study found that wearing a mask makes you much more attractive. We have the top food items that are in short supply right now! There's a new Tik Tok trend that could literally kill you. A guy is facing up to 10 years in jail for baking brownies, and what is with the obsession with butthole pics?!
22 minutes | Friday, January 14, 2022
HELP!! Jamie is on the verge of a break up over something very SERIOUS! If you're looking to start off your new year fresh, we tell you the top things to throw out. What do you think is the worst thing to step on in the dark? Do you think you'd be able to tell the difference between real diamonds and fake ones? A father threatened his son over something very, interesting. And we lost some great celebrities recently, is it a conspiracy?! 
25 minutes | Friday, January 7, 2022
It's 2022, did Victoria stay awake until midnight?! How long do you think you could go without internet? What's the dumbest way that you've injured yourself? No matter the answer, it's not as dumb as this guy from Florida! We chat about things to look forward to in 2022, the dumbest criminal so far and why is a squirrel attacking people?! And did putting a Christmas tree in the bedroom work for either of us?!
24 minutes | Friday, December 31, 2021
Happy New Year!! What are you doing to celebrate the last day of 2021?! We chat about our NYE plans and what to expect in 2022. Jamie poses a great debate about relationships. We got a story that needs your help, is it creepy or romantic? What generation do you think is the best/worst tippers? You're not going to believe what this family in Salt Lake City started fighting about. And what's a strong opinion that you have?!
27 minutes | Friday, December 24, 2021
Merry Christmas Eve!! Victoria is back from her vacation and she tells us all about it and Jamie gives us the details on the wedding he went to. The Zahacy household is missing something CRUCIAL for the holidays! We discuss the latest trend with your Christmas tree and the top things we're searching on Google for the holidays. There's a new wine you may want to try and a 48 year old woman who pretended to be her 22 year old daughter!! Plus a little surprise that will give you some Christmas cheer!
24 minutes | Friday, December 3, 2021
Victoria is obsessed with a new show, and considering a new profession and Jamie shares the story about his domestic squabble! If you're a fan of Hallmark movies, you could get a $2500 payday! We play the Urban Dictionary game and find out what are names mean. What do you think is the worst part about the holidays? A Florida woman tried to break out of jail, a TikToker found a "healthier way to eat ketchup and Victoria is off on a little holiday!
25 minutes | Friday, November 26, 2021
Black Friday is here, are you gonna buy anything? Jamie gets some good relationship advice from Victoria! What celebrity Christmas party would you want attend? And what celebrity couple would you want to come to your party? Do you think you'd be on Santa's naughty list this year? People are using the coronavirus to get out of plans! An elderly woman won't stop feeding a horse, there's 5 weird ice cream flavors coming out and when do you start listening to Christmas music?!
29 minutes | Friday, November 19, 2021
Something super exciting happened to Victoria over the weekend, and she is PUMPED! This week, we chat about new dating terms going around for 2022. Do you trust reviews for products? There's one that's gone viral that will make you want to purchase the item! We go over the top phrases you say when you're getting older! A guy beat up his cell mate for a fair reason. Arby's is getting into the liquor game, and what word or phrase do you think we say the most?
24 minutes | Friday, November 12, 2021
Add another gift idea to Jamie's house warming list, and we find out if Garrett put up the lights!! Daylight savings is over, are you affected by it? 1/3 of people don't like the holidays because they'll be spending time with someone they don't like. We celebrate International tongue twister day with some challenging ones. A potato is breaking the Guinness Book of records, a postal worker who got robbed of something very weird and 6% of pet owners are doing something VERY unsanitary with their pets!
23 minutes | Friday, November 5, 2021
It's November already, when do you put up your Christmas decorations?! We discuss the results of our Facebook poll, that Jamie thinks is completely rigged. A&W is calling you stupid, and they're not wrong and there's a new beauty trend that is perfect for new parents! You won't believe what this one woman pulled out of her nose! There's a guy who took revenge on his workplace, and Jamie won an awesome prize!!
23 minutes | Friday, October 29, 2021
Jamie finally has a roommate and Victoria has a great costume idea for her family for Halloween! What age do you think is the most stressful? We go over the top Halloween costume ideas for 2021, and debate over whether a butt crack is sexy or not! A man in England got a very unwelcome surprise in his backyard, someone got pulled over for doing something random while driving, and Jamie and Victoria won an award!!
25 minutes | Friday, October 22, 2021
Victoria's back from her trip back home and Cole got quite the compliment, and we chat about our Thanksgivings! People are putting something very STRANGE in their coffee, there's a new set of sheets in case you or your partner has a farting problem. A guy called 911 for the dumbest reasons ever! And if a celebrity you loved was an anti vaxxer, would you think differently about them?
25 minutes | Friday, October 15, 2021
Where does Thanksgiving rank in your holiday line up? People are taking medical advice from social media and think they found a new cure for Covid-19. Christmas is on the way, would you prefer a gift or an experience? We countdown the most common, unusual things people have been doing in the bathroom. A good reason to not play the same songs on repeat, and next year's Super Bowl half time show performers are out, who would you want to perform?!
24 minutes | Friday, October 8, 2021
Victoria is planning to go to Florida and Jamie has staining problems!! If you're worried about Covid 19, be even more concerned about restless anus syndrome! We chat about things that used to be AMAZING, but now they just suck! Apparently, there's a quick test you can take to see if you will be subject to diabetes. A new challenge that kids are doing, and Victoria's husband Garrett is running for county councilor! 
25 minutes | Friday, October 1, 2021
Being a homeowner has made Jamie age 30 years overnight!! We're only 85 days away from Christmas, have you started your shopping yet? What do you think is a HUGE waste of money? There's a guy who stole some interesting stuff from a school, and a homeowner who found something very creepy in his walls. And do you think it's rude to ask someone how much they paid for their house?
26 minutes | Friday, September 24, 2021
Fall is here, and we're both ready for it! The election has come and gone, did you place your vote? We go over the top signs that you're getting old! What do you think is the filthiest place in your bathroom? Between millennials, baby boomers and gen x, who are the best and worst tippers? A guy could go to jail because of Mountain Dew! A school hired a party bus to take their kids on a field trip, and the ads your phone are sending you, could be REALLY RUDE!!
24 minutes | Friday, September 17, 2021
This week we find out the peak age for having fun and it makes us feel pretty old. What is the last thing that you Googled, does it match the most Googled questions in the world? Sleeping naked can be good for you, but it's actually kind of disgusting! What are things you did as a kid that are actually dangerous? The top things that make someone seem like a sophisticated adult! Another Florida story that's just as crazy as you'd think. And Victoria has to backtrack a little from something she said last week!
25 minutes | Friday, September 10, 2021
Happy birthday Jamie! We chat about how his birthday weekend was and how his new house is coming along. We find out what women find most attractive about men. Summer is coming to an end, so a couple things to look forward for fall. There's a new seltzer coming out that one of us finds interesting and the other finds disgusting. A guy who decided to whip out something different at a DQ and how to make yourself much more productive at work!
29 minutes | Friday, September 3, 2021
Jamie has OFFICIALLY moved into his new house and shares his moving story! Victoria learns what NOT to do, so she can be a cool mom. The great debate, would you send guests who didn't come to your wedding an invoice?! There's a new dating term that Victoria really loves, and we both get fascinated by a really random fact! 
22 minutes | Friday, August 27, 2021
This week Jamie learns that when you buy a house, whatever else you spend doesn't really count! We chat about how hot dogs could be slowly killing you and why women shouldn't pee in the shower. A guy decided to shove something odd into his penis, we play a new game and baby Cole makes his debut on the show!
27 minutes | Friday, August 20, 2021
This week, Victoria gives a little more details about her birthing story and baby Cole gave her a little surprise! We chat about weird things we've seen on buy and sell pages, and a woman who is suing McDonald's for effective advertising! A 67 year old man who started an interesting career, a bride and groom who had a terrible end to their wedding night and Jamie learns just how EXPENSIVE furniture really is!
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