ZM
Zoë & Milky get together each weekend and shoot this shit about all kinds of shit. The kinds of conversations that happen when you sit down with your bestie to enjoy a hot dog at Costco. Our takes on the news stories from the past week, pop culture, love, TV, movies and more. The conversation goes wherever it goes!
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Episodes
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Sens & Leafs - Battle Of Ontario Is Back!
Saturday, April 19, 2025
Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!Today we discuss the excitement in Ottawa with the Sens back in the playoffs and it's a battle of Ontario no less!But who can afford tickets? And if you can, are Leafs fans more obnoxious than other team's fans?Also this week... Why don't grown ups get Easter baskets? And if we did, what would be in them? We also discuss Peeps which are just friggin' gross. Neighbourhood Pub on Baseline is closing, and changes at Brass Monkey... And we tackle a list of "Which would you rather, and why?"We record live on Facebook Saturday mornings/middays!Thanks for listening!
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Dog Poop, Sens In The Playoffs, Record Store Day
Saturday, April 12, 2025
Hey it's Zoë & Milky... ZM!Today we talk about Record Store Day and introduce you to two new artists we've fallen in love with!Plus... The Sens are in the playoffs, the Jays had huge news too! Have you ever been to a game?Have you heard of Odd Bunch? It's super cool!Our friends are McCarthy Automotive are semi-retiring, we're excited to introduce the new owners!The cars stuck in the Laurier Parking Garage are finally free!New episodes every Saturday.
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Jungle Jim Jerome
Saturday, April 5, 2025
Ottawa people will, no doubt, know "Jungle" Jim Jerome from his days at TSN 1200. Jim is a well known personality across Canada, often serving as the emcee at the Brier and other major curling events, golf tournaments and more!These days he's heard on three podcasts and joins us to discuss an incredible business he's launched to capture the stories and memories as told by your loved ones!To find out more, and/or to book him to capture your invaluable family stories head to http://www.yourstorytold.caZM
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Ottawa's Invisible Night Mayor - Some Suggestions
Saturday, March 29, 2025
Hey it's Zoë & Milky... ZM!We've come to realize that we're not the only ones wondering why we never see or hear from Ottawa's "night mayor." Local comedy clubs say they've never seen him... Why is there not a website or blog where he's updating us on where he's been and engaging? We discuss.Also this week, McDonald's is said to be returning to Rideau St, so bring on the racoon fights! A new indoor amusement park for Kanata, how about those Sens?!?! Have you been to a game? Milky hasn't but Zoë's "boogie" work life has her going to a few.And, Zoë has some GREAT news from Laugh For A...
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A David Bowie Tribute Show You Don't Want To Miss
Saturday, March 22, 2025
Hey it’s Zoë & Milky! Today we talk with Michael Bell whose David Bowie celebration show comes to the Shenkman Arts Centre in Orleans on Saturday April 19th. Tickets on sale at https://shenkmanarts.caAlso check out his website at www.thebowielives.comJelly Roll was back in Ottawa blowing us away! Milky’s still waiting on his new green bin. He also can’t believe how much a hair cut actually costs.What becomes of the Bay locations in Ottawa now? Especially the Rideau Centre one. Milky has ideas for St. Laurent Shopping Centre, but that’s falling on deaf ears.A quick trip to Montreal re...
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Find A Parter Who Is Good At Succulents
Saturday, March 15, 2025
Hey! It's Zoë & Milky! Today... Why finding a partner who is good at succulents is important. The Faces Magazine Awards were announced.We celebrate St. Patrick's Day, our friends at the all new Hard Rock Casino have a chance for you to win an AWESOME VIP package www.rideaucarletoncasino.comThe danger of ebikes as the weather gets better.OPP charge 2 drivers for talking on their phone as they drove past officers cleaning up and accident. We wonder, is connecting your phone to your car really that difficult??Milky's nightmare with the UPS store in Ogdensburg, we find out if Zoë managed to...
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Why Is It Always The BMW Driver Who's A Jerk?
Saturday, March 8, 2025
Hey it's Zoë and Milky... ZM!Milky got splashed by a driver this week, we ask "why is it always the BMW driver who does that?"Also we wonder just where the Night Mayor is, and what we'd love to see added to Ottawa for entertainment.Amazing things Canadians are doing to stand up for Canada, an incredible musical sound that we bet you can't identify, great service and not to great service we experienced this week and more!It's fun, it's off the cuff, it's two friends inviting you into our conversation each week on ZM!Photos of Goose vs. Eagle: https://www.instagram.com/msequeiraphotography?ig...
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The Curious Case Of A Crushed Parking Garage & Milk That Never Dies
Saturday, March 1, 2025
Today Zoë introduces us to a milk that lives forever on your shelf. Ewwww David!Plus we talk about the parking garage collapse, why we've dubbed Bluesfest BLAHFest for 2025, and the cancellation of the Kemptville Live music festival.Someone stole Milky's Green Bin. Meanwhile Zoë's black bin is also MIA... We talk hair, we talk comedy, we talk about a bunch of things that will keep you company as you shovel your driveway again, and again, and again.And please Vote for Zoë as best Ottawa radio personality: https://facesmagazine.secondstreetapp.com/og/7666f3c5-8df6-42f1-a807-54a7b5558c4b/galle...
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Canada's 4 Nations Win & Discovering Princess Auto
Saturday, February 22, 2025
It's our weekly get together! Zoë, Milky and YOU!Today, Zoë the car nut discovers that Princess Auto is so much more than car stuff! We even picked up an amazing mic stand for her from there!Also... Canada's win at 4 Nations, apps galore helping Canadians buy Canadian goods, and making meals out of whatever we have around.A fan files for divorce after her husband boos Taylor Swift at the Superbowl...Milky feels Zoë should try her hand at standup and shares some of his two experiences trying it. And we've brought back the Back In My Day Battle! Can you guess who said "Sit On It" and what ...
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The Reboot Show
Monday, February 17, 2025
After many names for this show, we've scaled it all back and made it simple on ourselves... Let's just get together once a week and talk about whatever needs to be talked about.For lack of a better name, just call this podcast, ZM.She's Zoë, and I'm Milky.Today we discuss the sudden ugliness between Canada and the USA, none of which makes any sense. And Milky shares some of what he experienced while in Florida last week.Zoë has been nominated for the first time ever as best radio host and she's, rightfully, very excited about it!Valentine's Day and Milky's birthday just went by.Snow, snow a...
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Rock N Roll Diapers For Concerts
Friday, December 6, 2024
Depends has teamed up with a drink company to create rock n roll diapers you can wear to concerts! Only on The Milkman Show. Also today... Keith Whittier reviews Hot Frosty (it doesn't suck) and My Old Ass! Tips for pet proofing the tree, 2024's winners and losers, Taylor Swift Book filled with errors, and more! www.milkmanshow.com
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Watch For These 10 Things In EVERY Hallmark Movie
Thursday, December 5, 2024
Hey! It's Zoë & The Milkman! Today... 10 things you'll see in EVERY Hallmark Christmas Movie, top pet names for 2024, Matthew Stapley does a psychic reading for another one of our listeners, Taylor Swift is the most _______ on Spotify, Tik Tok Trends, The Milkman Show's Gotta Know - your top winter comfort foods, Empowerment Coach Suzie drops by, today's Fun Facts, The Groan Before We Go and... Our Spotify Wrapped is here... The Milkman Show saw an 83% increase in listenership in 2024! Find out why when you listen to www.milkmanshow.com
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The Questions Kids Ask At Christmas
Wednesday, December 4, 2024
Today... The most common questions kids have at Christmas. Plus... it's List Day - the day where Santa decides if you go on the nice list or the naughty list. He also pays us a visit in the studio. A new dive bar perfume, Celebrity Stuff, Facebook Funnies, The Daily D'uh along with the Back In My Day Battle today... Rolling Stone's Top Songs of 2024 will surprise Swifites especially, Empowerment Coach Suzie shares more motivational tips to get you through the week and more! www.milkmanshow.com
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Cost Of The 12 Days Of Christmas 2024
Tuesday, December 3, 2024
You won't believe how much it would cost you to buy each of the items from the 12 Days Of Christmas song... Where does one even find 12 lords? We talk boundless growth with Empowerment Coach Suzie. Also today, the simple thing employees want the most at work, our Daily D'uh (man caught stealing 2x in 15 minutes), The Xmas song that suits you best based on your sign, a 3 year old cook has a TikTok channel you should follow, and why Zoë is super pissed at Milky. www.milkmanshow.com
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$2,000 Going Away Party For Co-Worker Who Never Quit
Thursday, November 28, 2024
A company spent $2,000 on a going away party for an employee who never even quit. It's the Daily D'uh! A golfer went viral trying to hit a golf ball over his glass house - we have the latest update. Mail strike in Canada - alternative ways to get letters to Santa! Road trips with kids... Some hacks to try! Our listener, Julie, gets a psychic reading from Matthew Stapley - and more! It's The Milkman Show with Zoë & Milky! www.milkmanshow.com
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Posting what you stole on TikTok = D'uh! Milkman Show Nov 27, 2024
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
Today on the Milkman Show... She stole stuff, then showed it off on TikTok! Way to go! You made it to our Daily D'uh! Plus, another Kelce gets a podcast - details on today's Celebrity "Stuff", a long weekend in the USA means loads of TV options, family buries car and 1500 help them mourn, man crushed by car and bystanders offer to take his photo, young Swiftie auctions extra tickets for charity and... Ashley Madison's 2024 list of the top cities for affairs! The Milkman Show - delivered daily! www.milkmanshow.com
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$480 Cup Of Coffee
Tuesday, November 26, 2024
How is a cup of coffee worth $480? We tell ya on today's Milkman Show! Plus... Our picks for the Billboard Music Awards, the rudest things you can do at Thanksgiving / Christmas dinner, a Red Bull bandit, a human washing machine and more! www.milkmanshow.com
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McFries Are Panty Removers
Monday, November 25, 2024
Zoë calls McDonald's Fries "Panty Removers!" Would you be ok with a first date at a fast food restaurant? Most people say YES!Next stop - a liquor store where you can get married!Also today on The Milkman Show - You'd enjoy weekends more if you treated them like mini vacations.Ai re-writes lines from classic Canadian TV shows.Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie talks dating and reminds you that you're looking for a partner, not a project.Empowerment Coach Suzie talks about curating your social media feed and elevating your mind.Very viral today; a 10 year old calls 911 for help... With his homew...
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It's A WICKED Show!
Friday, November 22, 2024
Zoë's away today... But I'm joined by Keith Whittier who offers his thoughts on Wicked and Gladiator 2 opening this weekend! We also talk movie theater etiquette; things you should never do at the movies. Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie teases her first ever Frisky Friday video livestream happening tonight, Empowerment Coach Suzie continues our conversation about boundless growth. Also today... a $6.2 Million banana? A spa day in Canada's frozen north could win you some money! Plus, it just sounds fun! Apple Music's Artist Of The Year Is... The Greatest Pop Stars Of The 12st Century have been ...
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Top Hit Songs Of The Century So Far - Can You Guess Them?
Thursday, November 21, 2024
Zoë was able to identify 4 out of the 5 top 100 hit songs of the century so far in less than one note! How well will you do? Play along today on The Milkman Show 2-4pm on www.BlastTheRadio.com Also today - The best advice you're ever going to get on how to navigate dating apps. Thanks Sue McGarvie! Empowerment Coach Suzie drops in to discuss the importance of meeting new people. An INCREDIBLE reading for Tracy with psychic medium Matthew Stapley! Her family experienced a loss yesterday... Can Matthew connect with them? Tuned in to find out! Plus... Celebrity Stuff, a look at just how ...
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When Moms Realize Sabrina Carpenter Is Naughty
Wednesday, November 20, 2024
The comments from moms on the internet when they finally start to clue in that Sabrina Carpenter is not suitable for kids... Wait until they see her new Christmas Special!Plus... Target makes Santa Sexy!Today on The Milkman Show 2-4 on www.BlastTheRadio.com or listen whenever on Spotify, iHeart, Apple Podcasts or at www.milkmanshow.comAlso today... Maple Sugar in your coffee is good for you!How to be better at flirting with Sue McGarvie Therapy is in session with Empowerment Coach SuzieA live encounter with Ariana Grande!I didn't know they were hitting on me...
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Rats Driving Cars
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
Not only can rats drive cars... They love it so much they rev the engines! Also today with Zoë & Milky... What the color you choose to wear says about the kind of person you are at the office! Madonna needs your help... To movie or not to movie. Son finds dad's car 41 years later and gifts it to him! And more! www.milkmanshow.com
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If I Could Have A Wedding Proposal Do-Over...
Monday, November 18, 2024
What would you do differently if you could have a wedding proposal do-over? A new survey reveals the top answers! Also today... The top glam rock songs of all time, an app to track your farts, Eras Tour cuteness, the average woman has positive opinions about her body, man arrested for smuggling creepy crawlies onto a plane, memes we've seen, you daily fun facts and more! It's Zoë & The Milkman! www.milkmanshow.com
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New Job: Chief LOL Officer
Thursday, November 14, 2024
A Swiss company has appointed a Chief LOL Officer to ensure more laughter in the workplace! Who doesn't want THAT job!!?!? Also today... What your favorite chocolate reveals about your personality. Strangest baby names. Most hacked passwords of 2024. C'mon people... Do better! Mariah no longer the Queen Of Christmas? Plus Empowerment Coach Suzie, Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie, Fun Facts, The Back In My Day Battle (remember the McDLT?) and more! www.milkmanshow.com
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Share My Recipe With Family? Hell No!
Wednesday, November 13, 2024
Hey it's Zoë & Milky! Today a listener asks us for some advice... Do they share their secret recipe with a family member or not? We offer two very different solutions. Also today... Sex With Sue on things you SHOULD discuss with your partner, Empowerment Coach Suzie talks about power hours! The sexiest man alive was announced on Tuesday... Was this the WORST Wheel Of Fortune Answer ever? And how many pushups should you be able to do at your age? This year's Toy Hall Of Fame inductees, a 77 year old piece of cake sold at auction (you won't believe who it belonged to) and in today's True...
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Wait. Are We A Gameshow Now?
Tuesday, November 12, 2024
Welcome to the Milkman Show with Zoë & Milky! Today... A little celebrity gossip (John Chu missing the Wicked premiere) to strange news stories that will have you scratching your head—like a Russian billionaire offering free IVF (with his sperm) and Mattel's Wicked dolls accidentally linking to a very adult website. Plus, a viral video teaching you how to survive falling off a skyscraper—spoiler alert, it’s terrible advice. Get your daily dose of laughter with segments like Facebook Funnies (because who doesn't love a good chuckle?), This or That and WHY, and Sex with Sue drops by. We’ll...
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That Weird Neighbour - Milkman Show Nov 8 2024
Friday, November 8, 2024
Join us for another fun and chaotic episode of The Milkman Show! Tech issues... That aren't tech's fault. Keith Whittier pops by with two movies worth watching this weekend. We have ChatGPT settle a disagreement between Zoë & Milky, and then we get into the hilarious Facebook Funnies—where we discuss everything from mythical creatures to the mystery of flies and screen cursors. We also pay tribute to Elwood Edwards, the iconic voice behind AOL's "You've Got Mail," who recently passed away, and reflect on his surprising, no-royalty deal. Then it's time for some Udder News—stories about a ...
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Fighting With Your Partner? ChatGPT To The Rescue
Thursday, November 7, 2024
Welcome to the latest episode of The Milkman Show! Here’s what’s in store this week: 1. Flying Hack: "Check-In Chicken" There's a new viral flying hack that has people waiting until the last minute to check in for their flight, hoping to score a premium seat for free. It’s called Check-In Chicken. 2. Udder News * A little boy in England is going viral for surviving his fourth open-heart surgery. * A zoo in Virginia celebrates the birth of endangered black-footed ferrets. * Meet Lois White, a 95-year-old pickleball enthusiast from Kansas who refuses to slow down. 3. New Relationship Trend...
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Do You Hold Hands Differently Now Than You Used To?
Wednesday, November 6, 2024
Zoë's away today but The Milkman's got game! Has the way you hold hands changed over the years? A new survey says it has! Also... What our sleep positions say about our personality! Plus Headlines: Truth Or Trash, Fun Facts, a drunk pig, colorblind man sees the Yellow Brick Road and more! www.milkmanshow.com
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Trends That Died Before They Were Trendy - Milkman Show Nov 5, 2024
Tuesday, November 5, 2024
No election talk here. It's The Milkman Show with Zoë & Milky... Today, some top trends that kinda fizzled before they truly became trends. Saying NO. We learn how a very fun 85 year old learned the power of NO. Plus... Who said it, Jesus or Taylor Swift, today's Fun Facts, Which Would You Rather & Why, Top Trending TV Shows of the 21st Century so far and more! www.milkmanshow.com